To put that number into perspective, the new Paranormal Activity movie made $600,000 last night, so its farts are worth $34,000. Well, so far, it looks like I’m not alone, because every theater that showed a sneak peak of it last night didn’t even make enough money to buy all the cleaning supplies they’ll need to cleanse their screens of Jem’s butchered remains.ĭeadline says that Jem and the Holograms was shat up into 944 theaters last night and it made a grand total of $34,000.
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